You really coming over, don't trick.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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