my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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