I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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