You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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