Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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