"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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