is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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