i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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