So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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