is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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