I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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