Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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