He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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