Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's never too late to be topless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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