You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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