And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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