Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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