What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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