TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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