people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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