you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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