eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
