so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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