You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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