There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
ok first of all what the fuck
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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