So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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