her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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