everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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