The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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