I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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