How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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