just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
PANTIES FOUND
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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