There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
