oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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