If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize