Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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