well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
