i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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