Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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