my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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