i just identified you from a description of your pipe
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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