she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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