Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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