Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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