Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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