$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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