Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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