Sponge bath it is.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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