I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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