ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
