the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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