some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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