When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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