Where did you get a picture of my penis
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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