i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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