Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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