Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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