Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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