I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize