let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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