Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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