Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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